Me, a troll?!

Dec 22nd, 2008 | Filed under LiveJournal Import

The guy who sits next to me at work has tickets to see Coldplay, supported by Girls Aloud.

Naturally this gives me the perfect opportunity to wax lyrical about the way in which Girls Aloud employ catchy hooks in a departure from the cynical ballad style of other contemporary manufactured pop groups, and in doing so present a much more original source of musical entertainment than the tired and derivative Coldplay.

Now, actually, I pretty much believe this to be true.. But the people at work don’t know that – they ought to believe that I’m trying to wind them up. Only they don’t. I am either very good, or terribly bad.

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  1. Edley
    Dec 22nd, 2008 at 16:09
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    Stylistically speaking, Girls Aloud are no more original than Coldplay. I hope you know that.

    • James
      Dec 23rd, 2008 at 13:52
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      I refuse to respond to this blatant troll

      • Edley
        Dec 23rd, 2008 at 13:54
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        http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/12/oj-simpson-is-the-most-alternative-man-alive.html

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        • James
          Dec 23rd, 2008 at 13:59
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          This is a post about how I would like to be O.J. Simpson.

          • Edley
            Dec 23rd, 2008 at 16:34
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            Does being ’s0 rand0m’ mean that you collect a lot of memes from pop culture, and find a way to incorporate them into your personal brand, enabling people with minimal personalities to identify with you/respect you because you are able to talk with them about the only things that have ever made their lives’ meaningful: references to old movies that u saw when u were a kid + other miscellaneous totesally rand0m references that u were under the impression ‘no 1 else saw it the way that I did’ when in reality, the majority of American kids all had the same childhood (+/- $10K, depending on ur parents’ occupations)?

  2. Kaya
    Dec 22nd, 2008 at 17:25
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    Screw you. Coldplay are amazing.

    • James
      Dec 23rd, 2008 at 13:52
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      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      Oh dear, you just lost all the credibility you earned by recognising Neutral Milk Hotel lyrics…

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